just so lost and trapped...
and found this e-mail from my 48pages of e-mails... just a joke dun think dirty LOL
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"
THE END lol hope you enjoy it.
guanfeng @ 5/18/2009 12:32:00 AM
